But, ever a fan of word games and word play, I submit my own list of words that sound like they are Yiddish, but aren't:
For some real low-brow Jewish humor, I wonder if anyone can supply the rest of the lyrics to There Were Five Constipated Men in the Bible. I can only recall three:
Cain, he wasn't Abel
Noah, he had an arkful
Moses, he took two tablets
Herzl, he started the movement**
*"Not one word"**While clever, this verse doesn't qualify because Theodore Herzl is not Biblical.